You need to relax. Me too. I know – let’s smoke and relax together! Listen to my soothing voice, and the rhythmic sounds of my breathing. Come, get a bit closer. Close your eyes while I blow my smoke at you – blow it right into your mouth. Breathe it all in – it feels good to have my smoke inside you. Don’t be afraid. Listen to my soothing voice. So relaxing. The gentle pop of my filter. The soft hiss of my inhale. You’re getting so tired – go ahead, let yourself drift off. I’ll just keep covering you with my smoke while you dream.