Santa is an old man in a big red suit who smokes a pipe, right? But what if Santa were actually a pretty in a cute little outfit who smoked an all-white cigarette? And blew smoke in your face? Which Santa would you prefer? Now you understand the true meaning of Christmas.

Santa is an old man in a big red suit who smokes a pipe, right? But what if Santa were actually a pretty in a cute little outfit who smoked an all-white cigarette? And blew smoke in your face? Which Santa would you prefer? Now you understand the true meaning of Christmas.