C'mon. Get closer. Right next to my mouth. Which smells exactly how you would imagine it smells when a girl smokes 25 a day. In this video you can feel my smoky breath wash over your face. But why stop there? You can drink my spit too. (Believe me, a heavy smoker produces rivers of spit.) And finally, you get a chance to eat my ashes and take my cigarette butt in your mouth while it's still lit - oh yes, you'll hear it sizzle as it hits your tongue. Best of all, while this is happening ... you get to watch me smoke and look pretty. That's what I call a deal.