Your home is dirty. You need a maid. You hire a maid. Here she is, outfitted in her maid's uniform, pink and white and formal and adorable. Long white gloves, white thigh-high stockings (she adjusts them as you watch), bows in her hair, perfect makeup, sparkly earrings. What cleaning service would send a maid like this? And there's one more thing: Your maid is a smoker. She smokes two cigarettes. Bad maid. Will your home never be tidy? Will you even care ...?