So step-mom got on my case the other day about smoking. You think she's a concerned parent. I think she's a hypocrite - she smoked for my whole Where do you think I got the idea to be a smoker? She made it looks soooo good, just sitting around all day chain-smoking like a machine ... And *then* I told her not only do I smoke, but I get paid for it? And did she say congratulations? Nope. She asked if I was taking my clothes off! What do you think I told her?

So step-mom got on my case the other day about smoking. You think she's a concerned parent. I think she's a hypocrite - she smoked for my whole Where do you think I got the idea to be a smoker? She made it looks soooo good, just sitting around all day chain-smoking like a machine ... And *then* I told her not only do I smoke, but I get paid for it? And did she say congratulations? Nope. She asked if I was taking my clothes off! What do you think I told her?