It's the season for romance so I'm gonna allow you to fall in love with My hairy armpits. Plus you're in luck because it's been over a year since I shaved them and I know just how weak that makes you! You get to indulge in worshiping My long armpit hair while I instruct you on how to sniff and when to lick, slowly teasing. The experience is gonna be mesmerizing and it's gonna make you fall in love harder than ever.