My step-mom tried to surprise me with some clothes that she bought for me, but she hasn't seen me in a month and the surprise was on her, because nothing fits me, nothing. See me trying to squeeze in in 3 pair of pants and a dress. I gained a lot since the last time we've seen each other. She still thinks her step-daughter is just chubby, but, man, she is wrong, her step-daughter is sooo fat!