Everyone knows January is the worst month to have a birthday. I've decided to take advantage of that by turning up the brat factor to the max. I demand that you spoil me senseless for my HALF birthday, and I won't take no for an answer. But here's the secret ingredient - I want you stroking your little heart out while watching. That's right, beta, I want to manipulate you, to make you weak and putty in my hands, just so you'll be compelled to buy me everything on my list. Oh, the power I have over you!

I take such delight in reducing you to a drooling, mindless mess, all ... Show more