Pussy is the greatest thing on earth. It looks gorgeous, feels amazing, and tastes even better. But you will never know that because, for you, pussy is a pipe dream. Instead, you need to focus on more attainable goals. Realistic goals. A goal like debt! That is right, I said, "debt". I know you are thinking right now, "but why would I want debt?". And honestly, that is such a stupid question. Going into debt for me is the hottest thing you could ever do. And most importantly, it is so much easier to get than pussy!

Debt is your only sex life now. How will that work? I will lay it a... Show more