You can only be my best friend if you are a premature ejaculator. You know you are too much of a pathetic beta to ever actually be with me, so being friendzoned is your only option. You are such an obsessed simp that you would do anything to be able to be emasculated and treated like my best girlfriend and of course, pay for everything all the time! So you have no choice but to humiliate yourself for me by paying for the honour of cumming as fast as you can while I giggle at you LOL! It is especially cruel because I am teasing you by wearing the lingerie you bought me - the same lingerie th... Show more