Okay, I'm going to give it to you straight. Your wife wants to leave you. She regrets marrying you and dreads sex with you. In all your years of being together, you have never once made her cum. She told me how tiny and useless your dick is and that you are the definition of a pathetic beta male. She said the only things she likes about are that you worship her, pay for everything, and obey her every demand. But honestly, that just isn't enough to keep her here. She wants more. She deserves more. Trust me, I wear glasses.

The good news is, I know exactly how to fix your marriage. I...

Okay, I'm going to give it to you straight. Your wife wants to leave you. She regrets marrying you and dreads sex with you. In all your years of being together, you have never once made her cum. She told me how tiny and useless your dick is and that you are the definition of a pathetic beta male. She said the only things she likes about are that you worship her, pay for everything, and obey her every demand. But honestly, that just isn't enough to keep her here. She wants more. She deserves more. Trust me, I wear glasses.

The good news is, I know exactly how to fix your marriage. I've seen this before and I know what to do. It will require extreme sacrifice, humiliation, and work on your part and your wife's life will change drastically for the better - especially her sex life. She will be literally glowing in bliss, and you will still be married to her. Isn't that perfect? Sure, you have to sacrifice your dignity and masculinity, but it will be soooooo worth it. Think of it this way, she is a butterfly, and you are a permanent caterpillar. You need to let her explore her wings.

What’s that? Do you want to know what my advice is? Do you want to know how her sex life will be so good when you have such a pathetic and sad beta dicklet? Obviously, I can't give you this prized information for free, That would be criminal. You have to pay me to hear this marriage-saving advice. I love taking advantage of desperate losers like you.

You can trust me, I wear glasses.