I just got back from an all-girl boozy little brunch - which is why I look extra cute today in my skin-tight lilac dress and pearl headband. I know you want to see me with a pearl necklace, but a headband will do for now. Even my girlfriends at brunch loved my dress. And they could not stop laughing when I told them a loser bought it for me. We love laughing about you, you are our favourite subject to make fun of! You are such a perv that you get off on buying me whatever I want and the only thing you get in return is being laughed at. Wow, what a beta you are. I have shown them all your me... Show more