Trying to figure out what your Halloween costume should be? Don't worry beta, I've got you covered! Instead of pretending to be someone else this year, you are gonna show the world who you really are: a total fuck up!

How will you accomplish this, you ask? In addition to saying aloud and writing each ego-destroying affirmation in a tip note, as always, you will also write each one on your body in giant thick black letters. Eyeliner or face paint would be perfect! You will literally have the truth of what a pathetic loser you are written all over you! Isn't that funny? I think it is... Show more