I know your secret. You are a virgin. I mean, you have probably never even kissed a girl LOL. You are a pathetic virgin loser and that is why you are completely obsessed with me. You have accepted there is no hope for you with real girls. So gooning to me is your best and only option. You are destined to be a virgin loser for the rest of your natural-born life. This is hilarious as you are already way too old to be a virgin.

But here is the rub, so to speak. Virgin losers like you must pay DOUBLE. Starting with tipping me the cost of this clip. Of course, it only gets worse from he... Show more