You show up just for me to bring you down. You don't know whats wrong but you know when i berate you for that stupid small dick you have it feels so right. Some might even say you go stupid, desperately reaching for that noodle you call a cli--- oh i'm sorry a dick. The only way you are gonna feel better is if you get a good grip and start jerking it. You're so obsessed. You literally can't help yourself.