If you love nonstop sexy fat talk, this is the video for you!

"You know how hard I've been trying to lose weight, but instead I just keep getting bigger and bigger. You pretended to be on board with my diet, but instead you've been sabotaging me every step of the way! I started jogging, and now all of a sudden my running shoes don't fit anymore. I know you shrunk them in the dryer and then put them back like nothing happened. And you won't stop buying me irresistible sweet fatty treats. Did I tell you that when I went to the doctor last week they gave me a pregnancy test b... Show more