Thank you for bringing me the pizza. Now I've stuffed myself so full, that my engorged beautiful round belly looks pregnant - perhaps I AM pregnant! I can literally feel something moving in there, and it's only a matter of time before it grows bigger and bigger. Lots of waddling, belly showoff, belly rubbing, and talking about my food pregnancy and its effects on my body.

"My belly is so heavy and swollen. I don't know how other pregnant women manage to move around, I can barely even waddle across the room. My belly is so heavy it's making my back ache. It feels good to ... Show more