"I see you got me some new lingerie, but with all the weight I've been gaining lately, trying this on might be a bad idea. None of my mediums have been fitting anymore. Oh, you promise it'll fit? And it's a size medium? Ok, I'll try it on, but turn around for a minute while I change. If it's too tight I'm not going to let you see it.

You can look now. I can't believe it fits! And it's even a little bit loose! Wait a minute, what's this on the tag... This isn't a medium, it's an Extra Large! I can't believe you wrote an M over the XL to trick me. I thought I'd lost weight... Show more