You shouldn't be running around the house like this, it's too dangerous!! You could get eaten by a housecat, or worse.. Lucky I found you, because I have somewhere safe for you to go where I promise nobody will ever be able to hurt you. Yes, it's my belly! If you let me swallow you whole into my big gurgly belly, I promise to gulp down lots of air for you to breathe and food for you to eat if you can sooth the walls of my belly with an internal bellyrub and listen to my heartbeat. I hope you find my drippy wet throat comforting and enjoy my open maw, just like a cave for you to explore. After ...

You shouldn't be running around the house like this, it's too dangerous!! You could get eaten by a housecat, or worse.. Lucky I found you, because I have somewhere safe for you to go where I promise nobody will ever be able to hurt you. Yes, it's my belly! If you let me swallow you whole into my big gurgly belly, I promise to gulp down lots of air for you to breathe and food for you to eat if you can sooth the walls of my belly with an internal bellyrub and listen to my heartbeat. I hope you find my drippy wet throat comforting and enjoy my open maw, just like a cave for you to explore. After I swallow you, I show off my rounder and gurglier belly, hope you're comfortable in there!!