Fuck this stupid diet!! I was supposed to go work out with a friend this morning, but I cancelled my work-out because my belly was growling and demanding more food, and I can't say no to a couple snacks.. okay.. over 4 ,000 calories of snacks.. With my workout clothes still on, I begin stuffing my chubby cheeks! Instead of dieting I'm doing the exact opposite - making myself even chubbier!

First I chug 2 boost weight gain shakes, then I chug a carton of melted Ben and Jerry's ice cream - mmmm. I dig into a bag of Hawaiian Barbecue flavor kettle chips aggressively - periodically sho... Show more