FOUND FOOTAGE: Your tiny friends made the mistake of sneaking into my house and eating my food and disturbing me while I do my makeup! That won't do, how could you let them run amok like that? You're going to watch me open-throat swallow them down one by one, while I dangle you above my head filming me with your stupid video camera. They make my belly all gurgly, not nearly enough to satisfy a giant woman!! Finally when I swallow you, you drop the camera and the film was lost... UNTIL NOW.