I love my new yellow pump, it matches my hair and it can push a surprisingly high volume of air into my belly on the upstroke AND downstroke! Excited to feel my belly expanding, I lube up my cute little ass and slide in the thick black pump attachment. First I try pumping myself while sitting down, then when I stand to give my belly more room to grow I feel it push out huge in only three strokes! My belly is so round and full of air, I rub massage oil on my tight expanded tummy and lay back on my fireplace so you can see how huge I expanded for you. I wonder how many pumps I take next time?... Show more