I have a chronic problem - I can't stop burping and farting all the time! It doesn't help that one of my favorite snacks is an ice cold .. I can't help that my farts smell SO BAD, it's fine when I'm home alone but my roommate constantly harasses me for how much they stink!

I'm enjoying a and the house to myself, burping and farting up a literal storm. Suddenly I get a text from my roommate - "You better not stink up the house tonight with your nasty farts, put a cork in your ass or something or I'm going to kick you out". Fuck!! I'm too silly to get upset, but I start thinking mayb... Show more