You're the shittiest boyfriend ever, interrupting me while I'm trying to read because you want me to drop everything and make you a cake. How fucking rude, if you REALLY want me to make you a cake I guess I can agree to that.. after all I'M hungry and I deserve a treat. This is the perfect opportunity to test out my new shrinking spray from the lab, the subatomic scaling in this new formula works super fast.. before you know it I'll be putting you on top of my cake like a chocolate chip and saving YOU - the best bite - for last.

I shrink you down, and tease you with my hungry growl... Show more