You're the shittiest boyfriend ever, interrupting me while I'm trying to read because you want me to drop everything and make you a cake. How fucking rude, if you REALLY want me to make you a cake I guess I can agree to that.. after all I'M hungry and I deserve a treat. This is the perfect opportunity to test out my new shrinking spray from the lab, the subatomic scaling in this new formula works super fast.. before you know it I'll be putting you on top of my cake like a chocolate chip and saving YOU - the best bite - for last.

I shrink you down, and tease you with my hungry growl...

You're the shittiest boyfriend ever, interrupting me while I'm trying to read because you want me to drop everything and make you a cake. How fucking rude, if you REALLY want me to make you a cake I guess I can agree to that.. after all I'M hungry and I deserve a treat. This is the perfect opportunity to test out my new shrinking spray from the lab, the subatomic scaling in this new formula works super fast.. before you know it I'll be putting you on top of my cake like a chocolate chip and saving YOU - the best bite - for last.

I shrink you down, and tease you with my hungry growling belly and full round tits. Soon you'll be inside me.. I wonder if the extra protein will make my tits bigger? I demonstrate how small you are by comparing you to the length of my nipple ring.. I could crush you with my massive tits so easily but I would rather eat you instead! After getting shrunken down, you watch in horror as I mix flour, sugar, eggs, everything I need for my cake except YOU! You see the bubbly soupy cake batter churning under you as I dangle you over the top, this is your fate now. I love to torment and tease you now that you're so small.. and I am still so angry you interrupted my book!

After I put you into my cake, the last thing you see is the microwave door shutting.. you might get your guts a little cooked but I'm sure you'll be okay.. as long as you're alive to see my uvula dangling above my throat like the sign above a slip and slide at a carnival. After I cook my cake, I show off my creation - a tiny man sits in the middle of the cake! You know I'm saving the best bite for last, you look so pathetic but delicious atop my fresh cake.

Lots of up close mouth and tongue action as I eat the cake, with more hungry gurgling belly sounds ominously coming from my stomach as I swallow bite after bite of the cake, showing off my sharp teeth and wet tongue. Lots of up close shots featuring YOU as the tiny shrunken man in my cake. Finally it's time to take the last bite - I stick my tongue out to show you hanging on for dear life and then swallow you whole. Stomach happily growling away now that I've devoured you, I start to read my book.. a whole new meaning to "readers digest" :D