Uh oh, you're trying to sneak out of the house to go to a party and your bitchy, slutty roommate stops you in your tracks to call you out on your bullcrap!

Since you've been skipping out on rent and utilities, eating all her food, and generally being a good-for-nothing loser, she decides that nobody will miss you if you just disappeared. Hunger makes people do crazy things, maybe you shouldn't have eaten all her food! She ties you up and shoves her fat ass in your face and describes exactly what's going to happen to you.. You ARE going to the party still - just in her big round bel... Show more