Poor Romano seems to be at the bottom of the food chain in his household. The young married cook recently had a big plumbing bill. Seems his wife clogged the toilet with baby wipes, the plumber walked away with a small fortune, yet Romano is the one who gets his ass whipped to pay for it all. Hardly seems fair. I took the very reluctant young step-dad OTK and beat him by hand, paddle, cane and brush until he was writhing in agony on my lap, his high pitched whimpering and yelping filling the room as he struggled thru his fate.