What the hell are you looking at? You come here to serve me and yet you are standing there with a dumb look on your face. Come closer and let me tell you the predicament I am in and what your role is going to be in it. Shut up and get on your knees while I talk. I need to use the toilet ALOT and it is unacceptable that I have to wait in line to wait for a free stall. What does this have to do with you? Well, the best way you can serve me is to be available wherever and whenever I need to be my human toilet. Your face will be my toilet seat, so get into position while I show you what you are...

What the hell are you looking at? You come here to serve me and yet you are standing there with a dumb look on your face. Come closer and let me tell you the predicament I am in and what your role is going to be in it. Shut up and get on your knees while I talk. I need to use the toilet ALOT and it is unacceptable that I have to wait in line to wait for a free stall. What does this have to do with you? Well, the best way you can serve me is to be available wherever and whenever I need to be my human toilet. Your face will be my toilet seat, so get into position while I show you what you are going to do for me...