I get lots of fanmail delivered the old fashioned way... in envelopes by a postman on a little bike. And my favourite way to open these letters of love and devotion is to sit on one of my inflatable beachballs with my handy letter opener. Naturally, I also like to do this topless and in my favourite pair of white baggy boyshorts. The only problem is that when I receive these letters and the contents are not to my liking, then the beachball could suffer the consequences. And these consequences involve my big inflatable beachball meeting the point end of the letter opener. However, this resul... Show more