It is winter, but the gardening is not going to wait! There are plants to prune and branches to break down so that they can fit in the bin. So here I am, out in the cold, wearing my sneakers, hoodie and yoga pants that are way too small for my big fat ass. It isn’t long before my buttcrack emerges, so enjoy the view while you can! Having a cup of coffee, sitting on my front porch, waving to the neighbours, all with this enormous ass crack on show.

It is winter, but the gardening is not going to wait! There are plants to prune and branches to break down so that they can fit in the bin. So here I am, out in the cold, wearing my sneakers, hoodie and yoga pants that are way too small for my big fat ass. It isn’t long before my buttcrack emerges, so enjoy the view while you can! Having a cup of coffee, sitting on my front porch, waving to the neighbours, all with this enormous ass crack on show.