I know you're having fun with your college girlfriend, and she's cute! We both know, though, that you don't have the time to pay attention to both her and me. You're Step-Mommy's boy, through and through. It's time to break up with your girlfriend. If you need a push, I'll happily destroy the relationship for you. After all, no one actually knows your dirty little Step-Mommy's boy secrets... yet.