A night out with your credit card - no limits. Fun for Me, a dream come true for you. Wanna hear exactly how it would go down piggy? You wouldn't get to watch Me flash your plastic and swipe it til it nearly melts, but you will get a stiffy when the statement comes in the mail, I can assure you. I describe in detail exactly how I would spend an evening with your amex. Let's face it, your amex is a better date than you'll ever be!

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