Your behaviour in front of my friends was absolutely disgusting. You thought it was funny to be ripping farts in front of them?! It wasn't and it humiliated me in front of my guests. I had a little think about how to punish you and I've come up with the perfect way to make you reconsider your actions. I'm going to fart on your bed, your clothes, your pillow and directly in your face until you are gasping for air. I'm going to make you suffer from my stinky gas until you've forgotten what fresh air tastes like. Suffer and learn, step-son!