I've got a secret power. I can shrink people using My ind. It's kind of like magic, I guess. I on;y ever use it on My ex boyfriends, who I've been collecting in this jar for years. Now it's finally time to do something with them. I fish them out in chronological order, explaining who they are and what our relationship was like, how it ended. I then place them, one by one, into My wide open mouth, on My wet tongue, and eat them up. Turns out the best way to get over a break up is to shrink your ex and gobble him down into your belly!

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