Any idea why you've been called into this meeting with Me? None at all? Well you have been up to some serious shenanigans on company time, it would seem. The IT guys found that you spend almost all day here on your work computer, surfing pornography websites. What do you have to say for yourself? A pornography addiction? What kind of excuse is that? If you weren't our top salesman, (goodness knows how you manage when you're looking at porn all day) I'd fire you on the spot. It stops here. If being turned on is such an important motivator for you, perhaps there is another way we can work thi... Show more