Before you go and get rip roaring Silly, all dressed in green, you need to pay tribute to your Goddess. Before you even consider celebrating Irish culture and the patron Saint Patrick (let's face it, you just want an excuse to get pissed) you need to make sure your priorities are straight. I come first, in all things. Your Tipsyen irish revelry is no exception. My existence deserves celebration and compensation. Don't you forget it.

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