I noticed you seemed a little preoccupied out in the water today. Would you mind chatting with me about what's up? Oh haha of course. Well there is an easy fix for that! A build up of sexual energy is of course going to affect you out in the waves. I expect you to take care of this on your own time from now on, but seeing as the surf is still good, why don't you just rub one out here for me and we can get back to it? I promise it'll make a world of difference!

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