You're doomed to be a virgin forever now. Once upon a time there might have been a chance that you could get laid, but finding Me obliterated that forever. How could any woman measure up to My perfection? You'd rather jerk to Me for the rest of your life than fuck an inferior woman, wouldn't you? Your cock has been trained to accept only the finest. Besides, you spend so much time wanking to Me these days, how would you even meet a woman in the first place? Take the chance to do what you do best and stroke to Me.