It's becoming more and more apparent that you are going to be a virgin for life. Nobody wants your cock, or your ass for that matter! Rather than moping around and feeling sorry for yourself because you are completely unfuckable, I think it's time to get creative. Your sex life only exists with yourself, so you need to start relying on yourself for some sexual exploration. I'm here to lead and guide you, sad virgin, to greener orgasmic pastures. You'll always be fucking yourself and never anybody else, but you might as well make the most of it!

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