LEVEL 4: Lust Warrior - For the gooner who has fought many battles against the urge to release, showing remarkable restraint. Lust Warriors are adept at maintaining high levels of arousal for extended periods.

Dive deep into the raw, unfiltered world of gooning with our wicked 10-step training course, tailor-made for those ready to lose themselves in the relentless tide of pleasure. Kick things off as a "Novice Stroker," where you're just dipping your toes into the throbbing pulse of goon life. It's here you start to push your limits, getting a taste of the boundless ecstasy that a...

LEVEL 4: Lust Warrior - For the gooner who has fought many battles against the urge to release, showing remarkable restraint. Lust Warriors are adept at maintaining high levels of arousal for extended periods.

Dive deep into the raw, unfiltered world of gooning with our wicked 10-step training course, tailor-made for those ready to lose themselves in the relentless tide of pleasure. Kick things off as a "Novice Stroker," where you're just dipping your toes into the throbbing pulse of goon life. It's here you start to push your limits, getting a taste of the boundless ecstasy that awaits. With each level, like moving up to "Edge Apprentice," you're not just embracing the gooner life; you're learning to edge, to tease and torment your desires, holding back from that edge with a devilish control that only gets more poisoning.

As you claw your way up through ranks like "Pleasure Seeker" to the ultimate high of "Eternal Edger," you're not just advancing—you're indulging in deeper, darker cravings. Each rank, from becoming a "Lust Warrior" to transforming into a "Desire Smith," is a step closer to bending your insatiable lust to your will, forging it into something beautifully twisted. By the time you ascend to "Ecstasy Monk" and beyond, to "Bliss Commander," you're not just gooning; you're orchestrating symphonies of sin, reaching climactic highs that shatter the mundane. This journey culminates with you as an "Eternal Edger," a goddamn legend in the gooner realms, living in an everlasting orgasmic bliss. This ain't just a program; it's your ticket to becoming a gooner god, mastering the filthy art of gooning. Join the ranks, devour every level, and rise to become the dirtiest, most depraved gooner the world has ever seen.