Oh, sweetie, I see you’ve found yourself in a bit of a bind, haven’t you? That tiny little thing you call a cock, barely visible to the naked eye, could hardly compare to a real man’s tool, could it? Look at those monstrous dicks all over the internet, bursting with virility. Makes you feel rather insignificant, doesn't it? You see, it's okay to compare. It's okay to accept the cold, hard truth that you're anatomically less of a man. I know, it's embarrassing and utterly humiliating, but that's the reality, isn't it? What’s even more hilarious is the audacity you possess to expose that laug...

Oh, sweetie, I see you’ve found yourself in a bit of a bind, haven’t you? That tiny little thing you call a cock, barely visible to the naked eye, could hardly compare to a real man’s tool, could it? Look at those monstrous dicks all over the internet, bursting with virility. Makes you feel rather insignificant, doesn't it? You see, it's okay to compare. It's okay to accept the cold, hard truth that you're anatomically less of a man. I know, it's embarrassing and utterly humiliating, but that's the reality, isn't it? What’s even more hilarious is the audacity you possess to expose that laughable pecker to the world wide web. That minuscule nub, a constant source of mirth and mockery, tossed around like a joke. People pointing, laughing, comparing it to trivial things - a shrimp, a tiny sausage, perhaps even a tiny carrot? Yes, my dear, it’s all right to be the punchline, to be the comic relief in this tragic comedy of life. Your shame, your embarrassment, your humiliation, it's okay. But you see, the most thrilling part of this charade is the rush you feel, isn't it? That shameful arousal when you’re ridiculed, when you’re made fun of. When they point, laugh and compare your pathetic excuse of a manhood to seemingly ridiculous objects. You relish it, don't you? You derive a twisted sense of pleasure from it, a perverse satisfaction. So, accept it. Flaunt your inadequacy. Embrace the reality that your tiny little prick is nothing more than a spectacle for the world to mock. That's all it's ever going to be, and it's okay. It's okay to be a small-dick joke. You’re a laughable, pitiable, small-dicked man, and that's perfectly fine. Embrace it. Own it. Live it. (12min)