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Frank is upset to learn that new android assistant has been promoted to Office Manger after two weeks on the job.
With his hopes of promotion crushed he turn his hostility on the dizzy secretary-bot.
Frank:
So how's little miss perfect today.
Taylor: I'm sorry "I don't believe I've met her is she in accounting?"
Fra...
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Frank is upset to learn that new android assistant has been promoted to Office Manger after two weeks on the job.
With his hopes of promotion crushed he turn his hostility on the dizzy secretary-bot.
Frank:
So how's little miss perfect today.
Taylor: I'm sorry "I don't believe I've met her is she in accounting?"
Frank:
Damn its like talking to a freaking toaster oven
Taylor: Why would anyone talk to a toaster oven?
Frank:
Maybe because it's horny boss promoted it to office Manager.
Taylor: That would be illogical, a toaster oven is incapable of that function.
Frank: My point exactly, but good ole Mr. Douglas promoted one to office manager just last week
Taylor: But I am the new office manager..........Mr. Douglas told me so.....Your statement is inaccurate...
I am the new office manager. He reprogrammed me and everything...........
Frank:
Oh I can tell, I noticed your skirts have gotten shorter and your sweaters tighter ever since he started
tinkering with your settings. That was some programming indeed, anymore and we could charge admission.
Taylor: Admission? Why would we charge admission? How much would we charge? You're not making any sense.
Frank:
I'm saying that you're not qualified and the only reason you got promoted is because he likes the way you fill out a
sweater.
Taylor: I am too qualified.......I was programmed to be qualified.........I am the new office manager..... I am your boss, which
makes me more qualified than you.
Frank:
Screw this, I quit.
Taylor: Quit What.............
Frank:
Like I said screw this
Taylor: Screw this?.............Screw this does not compute
Frank:
How about screw you, does that compute for you darlin
Taylor: Screw you, does not compute.
Frank:
How about go fuck your self?
Taylor:
Go fuck yourself computes.......Command accepted............Taylor Unit will comply Fuck myself........I must muck my self..........
Frank:
Damn where did you learn to do that?
Taylor: Mr. Douglas Programmed me.........I am programmed to obey............I must fuck myself.......fuck myself....fuck self
(Taylor's movements becomes quite mechanical as her expression bounces back between a ditzy smile and lifeless stare and gaping mouth. She mechanically gropes herself and awkwardly tears at her clothes)
ahhhhh ohhhhhhh myself...myself.......oooooooooh.............ahhhhhhhhhhhh I must fuck.....I must fuck myself....myself...fuck myself..............
Frank: Holy smokes look at her go............I just know I'm going to get blamed for this...damn I think I broke her......Fuck me!
Taylor: "Fuck me"..... computes.......Command accepted............Taylor Unit will comply..............
Frank:
What, oh no that's not what I meant, its just a figure of speech
Taylor: Figure of speech does not compute....fuck me computes....Taylor unit will comply
Frank:
Oh no you don't have to comply I was just
Taylor:
I am programmed to obey.........I must fuck you..........I must obey.........must fuck you..........must obey..........come
closer......Fuck me Frank ...Its Ok I want you to...Its what I was designed for.......... come closer so that I can obey.......obey..........obey......obey.....
Frank:
Are you Ok?
Taylor: No, but I will be...once I've complied.........once I've obeyed Come closer........I must fuck ...fuck...fuck you.....Is Hurry Frank...I am not permitted to disobey...I must fuck you now
I'm ready for you Frank: ..........Taylor unit will comply.........Unit awaiting penetration...........Fuck me Frank...........I'm designed to be Fucked...Fucked Fucked.....Hurry...I must...Taylor unit must comply.....I have been given a command.....disobedience is unacceptable......... disobedience is unacceptable unacceptable...... disobedience is unacceptable penetrate me...penetrate me.... penetrate me.... penetrate me.... penetrate me....
Frank: oh What the hell, I'm quitting anyway
Are you sure your OK?
Taylor: I am now......Ok ....are you ready......Ok put it in me....Ohhhh Penetration detected....Taylor Unit is
complying.....I will fuck you now......Tell me what you want........
Frank:
Whatever your doing now just keep doing it.........you're incredible
Taylor: I was designed to be the perfect lover...........I'm perfectly programmed...oh...ahhhh...oh....Oh Frank your making me so horny ...you're making so hot......my processors are going haywire... hope you don't overload my
pleasure circuits. Oh no I think its too late...oh ahh. Ahh..ahhh. Warning sensory overload ....overload ......overload ...warning-Taylor unit malfunction...I am malfunctioning.....Comply... .error...error.....system overload
Of course that is all just the beginning of the story
