Finally I get to see you, and my heart is racing!!! We've been talking online for so long and i don't even know what you look like! I promise i will love whatever pops up on screen... wait- what? is that really you? Wow... this is bad. Like REALLY bad... You may be one of the most unattractive people I've ever seen in my life!!! And for some reason i can't help but laugh and berate you the entire time. No! We're definitely broken up, but I will keep a picture of you to show my girlfriends when we need a good laugh! I do feel some pity for you, since you're never going to find love with a fa...

Finally I get to see you, and my heart is racing!!! We've been talking online for so long and i don't even know what you look like! I promise i will love whatever pops up on screen... wait- what? is that really you? Wow... this is bad. Like REALLY bad... You may be one of the most unattractive people I've ever seen in my life!!! And for some reason i can't help but laugh and berate you the entire time. No! We're definitely broken up, but I will keep a picture of you to show my girlfriends when we need a good laugh! I do feel some pity for you, since you're never going to find love with a face like that... at most you may just end up with someone equally as ugly!!!