The buff beefcake adventurer Idaho Jones is back and this time he's after the mythical Golden Skull of Theoc! The ancient artefact is of course hazardous to the touch of a woman but Idaho is all man and so the cursed relic does not affect the handsome explorer.

However, that blighted statuette seems to carry a hoodoo with it as practically everyone who gets their hands on the mysterious antiquity ends up paying the consequences...

Unperturbed by the dangerous reputation of the Golden Skull (Ha! Idaho Jones laughs in the face of danger!) the brave and bo...

The buff beefcake adventurer Idaho Jones is back and this time he's after the mythical Golden Skull of Theoc! The ancient artefact is of course hazardous to the touch of a woman but Idaho is all man and so the cursed relic does not affect the handsome explorer.

However, that blighted statuette seems to carry a hoodoo with it as practically everyone who gets their hands on the mysterious antiquity ends up paying the consequences...

Unperturbed by the dangerous reputation of the Golden Skull (Ha! Idaho Jones laughs in the face of danger!) the brave and bold adventurer stands in his apartment, admiring his newly acquired possession whilst wearing his familiar explorer's uniform consisting of black knee-high leather boots, skin-tight white jodhpurs, black polo shirt, brown bikers jacket and dark brown leather gauntlets.

However, such is Idaho's gratification in capturing the fabled statuette, the foolish beefcake doesn't notice an unknown assailant, also keen to get their mitts on the Golden Skull no doubt, tiptoeing up behind him and quickly rendering the unsuspecting explorer out for the count!

Alas, the bewildered beefcake becomes another victim of the Skull's terrible curse...

Awakening a short time later, we find Idaho all trussed up with tight ropes around his booted ankles and his knees, pulling his legs tight together. His gauntleted hands are secured behind his back with zip ties and a white cloth pulled over his mouth and nose muffle his moans.

Dazed and confused, the bound bear tries to move but finds he is too weak, probably still stunned by that sudden blow across the back of his noggin. But after a while, the brave hero starts to move and soon he is struggling for all his worth but sadly his bonds are simply too tight and he doesn't make much headway.

Straining mightily against the tight ropes, Idaho flexes his muscles and pushes his wide chest out but it is simply no use, the bondage holds firm. It's all too late for the muscular adventurer anyway as his assailant must surely be hundreds of miles away by now and with the Golden Skull firmly in their possession!

But who knows, perhaps the same fate will befall them and the courageous Idaho Jones will finally get his hands back on the devilish artefact?

Why he would want to is more of a mystery but if it results in the dashing explorer ending up getting captured, bound and gagged yet again... who cares?!?