Did you know Slavid has not been eating enough fruit??? Awful really! As the kind vegan person I am, I offer to help out and feed him some. In fact I'm going to make them taste extra sweet, so I put the grapes in my ass first (we do have some trouble getting them out but we get there!) and then I feed oranges that I've crushed with my feet and put under my sweaty armpits. The sweetest fruit he's ever tasted!