I get a phone call from my company telling me that I am going to have to be eaten by a demon in a few days. I'm shocked. I have no way of protesting this because it's the law. I freak out and faint after the phone call. I phone my friend after I come to because I want to tell her about it, and I find out that she has gotten the same news and has fainted as well. This causes me to faint once more. Then after I get back up I find the confirmation letter that I was told I'd receive about this whole ordeal. I faint one last time. Every time I faint my feet go straight up in the air.