I step into my shower and start splashing my body with water. Then I open my mouth to take a sip of water from the showerhead and start coughing and sputtering. I seem surprised by this, but continue to try to wash myself. I use body wash and shampoo but I am coughing harshly the whole time, interrupting my attempts to take my shower. The coughing fits sometimes make my naked body shake, and sometimes the coughing is so strong it causes me to double over. Finally I cough up whatever was causing this terrible coughing fit and spit it out.