In this clip I’ve just returned home on a cold blustery day, after walking to the store to buy a couple of scratch-off lottery tickets.

I light up a Marlboro with matches, warming my lungs with deep drags from my strong cigarette.

Then I proceed to prove that something was clearly defective with my first scratch-off ticket.

Because I didn’t WIN. :( :( :(

Maybe it was my cat’s fault. Or maybe I didn’t correctly apply my proven winning technique.

But whatever the reason, the result remains the same. I didn’t WIN!

Oh well....there is the se... Show more