Yes that’s right, I am pleased to report that I have a unique medical condition called S.C.P.S.

Oh, you won’t find it listed in any medical textbook or diagnostic manual. :-)

But I am horny enough today to tell you all about it and give you a personal demonstration.

First though, I need to light a cigarette and saturate my lungs with the strong smoke they’re craving.

I chew some very bad bubble gum and blow a few lame smoke bubbles for you.

Then while I continue to inhale my Marlboro deeply, I reach for a thick vibrator to present my lecture and ... Show more