I am driving to an appointment, looking beautiful in black leather jacket and perfect makeup.

[ WARNING: In this clip my car’s engine roars very loudly every time I accelerate. I realize that some of you totally like that. If so, this clip’s for you! But please be warned that if you’re NOT a fan of engine noise, this might drive you over the edge. <-- pun intended! :-) ]

My lips are luscious red. And I NEED a cigarette.

After several adventurous moments trying to light a Marlboro while keeping my eyes on the road, I finally succeed.

I smoke greedily with ... Show more