I wanted to share my bath time with you today. Because I love you. :-)

Naturally, my lungs need a cigarette while I bathe. So I light up a Marlboro Red with matches, and take deep lung-filling drags to satisfy my cravings.

I chat with you playfully, and show you how I like to ash on my tongue and swallow the goodness.

I smoke all the way down to the filter, and I am unable to control my smoker’s cough.

This results in a prolonged bout of some seriously HEAVY coughing.

I don’t believe my smoker’s cough is getting any worse than it’s always been. <... Show more